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11 Minutes

Wed Dec 16, 2009, 6:02 PM
If the recent Star Trek movie ended at the 11 minute mark, or the fade out a few seconds after, it would've been the best movie ever. Talk about a convoluted mess. HOW DOES WE ATTEMPT TO INTRODUCE ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN A HALF HOUR? Pretty badly to be honest, with forgettable entrances that look like they've been pulled from a straight-to-DVD movie script. Bana needs to stop trying to punish Spock and just fucking Hulk out. At least Ang Lee knew how to utilize his acting abilities in a shit movie.

Sick of hearing Bones saying fucking "Damn it" to everything. Thank you for the nod to the series, but jesus, it's like a kid imitating his hero. It goes too far, very quickly.

Fuck, I need to watch Star Trek: First Contact again. Borg Queen was so fucking hot.

Ireland

Mon Dec 7, 2009, 2:33 PM
I remember:

Rory and Rusty nearly getting run over
Rory nearly getting thrown out of a station
Having Val's girlfriend sat in my lap while I embarrassed him
Winning at Laser Tag
Being unbelievably bad at bowling
A dog not liking my hat
Having a heart attack in GameStop

I have pictures to prove this shit to an extent, surprisingly

Saw: The Game

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 22, 2009, 8:37 AM



I'm still making my way through it, just saved Jennings from the Pendulum Trap. Fucking third gear puzzle fucked me over twice, it's easier to work from the end than the beginning.

I'm still not expecting much from this, but for what it's done so far, I'm enjoying it. Keep having accidents where I blow my own head off after arming shotgun traps though. ): The explosive collar is keeping me on edge, if someone gets close to you, the trap arms. You have to stay away from them long enough so that their trap goes off, or find a way to kill them from a distance. Shotgun traps for the lulz.

"GIVE ME WHAT I WA*splode*"

There's only one real thing bothering me. The fact that Tapp is voiced (and looks like) Louis from Left4Dead, and that Amanda is voiced (and also eerily looks like) Zoey from Left4Dead. It's hard to take surviving seriously when everytime I find a health hypo I shout "PILLS HERE"

Need to drink more and get into this, multiple endings for the win

Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 19, 2009, 5:34 PM



i tried to knife myself in the face
it didnt work
i cant run fast enough after lobbing it upwards to catch it
but i will get it

people dont appreciate Red Rocket.

thoom
thoom
thoom

camping like, a SLAG

There ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I've got bills to pay
I've got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free
No I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Though you know, I wish I could
No there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good

Brutal Legend is fucking delicious

Sat Oct 17, 2009, 5:42 PM
but so help me God if I hear Skid Row or Motley Crue one more fucking time I will kill someone

Fucking glam metal, ugh

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